Totally Unwell

Will Google ever find another Dominic Dobb or a Dom Dobb. There must be more than one, and in the hope of finding Dom a namesake here is a post dedicated to the search for another Dominic Dobb.

How many tits can you spot in this picture? Answers on a postcard.

Won and winging its way to the land of 2 p's and 2 l's (and a C, O & U). I think it is a more appropriate and 'professional' tool compared to my current implement.

A "Baby Stuey", Family Guy talking Bottle Opener.

I really like how the Ebay seller has displayed this fine piece of taxidermy on some blue velvet. Hmmmm.

As with the haircuts previously mentioned, not enough decent beards in the World Cup this year. In fact not enough beards in Football at all. In homage of the beard, two of the finest exponents,
Peter Disztl and Antal Roth of Magyarorszag (or Hungary as they are commonly known).
The Beards didn't do them too much good as they got hammered 6-0 by the CCCP.

Mussel Meat has turned up, which is a fantastic addition to today's events. Looks like the Koreans may knick the Togo game, under the roof in Frankfurt. Mark Bright seems to be loving the fact that it's like playing in a 'greenhouse'. The Korean national anthem was also played twice, which was nice. Probably the worst game of the tournament so far, oh well. One of the Togo players seems to play for some kind of French equivalent to a "pub side". Which surely is a first at a World Cup. Mind you their manager does look like a working mens club bar manager.

Did a 3 hour walk, which has left me as shattered as Mark Viduka chasing a long ball. Started with the intention of doing the Pike but ended up following the canal path into deepest, darkest Chorley. I saw a massive pig but was told I couldn't photograph it by some hillbilly. Pity. However I have a few shots of my sojourn (including a man up a tree, top left). My 10 minute period of being lost, I believe coincided with being in the Cowling area, where I mistook a large chimney, for another large chimney. Was able to get 2 savoury Pork pies out of the adventure. Looking forward to the Hoegaarden now.

Through my a-window today. Lie-ins aren't really happening, which is a bit of a problem. If these damn birds don't stop soon I am going to staple them to the roof. I think I will hit the roads on the mountain bike soon and clear my head, and sweat out the Weiss Biers.

Not many decent World Cup Celebrations yet, well not many as good as this from 'young' Adrian. Recreating a legendary David Brent pose - in the salubrious valleys of Bolton.