Totally Unwell

Young Adrian, has found a really interesting hang out in Lloret De Mar. This is by far the most exotic place we could hope to find to relax & unwind.

Here is some of the write up from its website (bad english included)

"Unique in the Costa Brava, the tropical atmophere, relaxing and original, invites you to sensuality.
Experience all the passion from our original cocktails and the finest selection of long drinks."

"Rumble of waterfalls, exotic animals brings you to a world of dreams. A wild and tropical world that we share with you since more than 25 years."

If that doesn't "do you" nothing will.

We could even try a Blue Beard Cocktail

"Turbulent love with promissing visions of happiness and unhappiness. You will find all this. Make up your mind".

Hula Hula reminds you, alcoholic beverages should be consumed with moderation

It's been nearly 24 hours. So this is a delayed reaction, but I have finally come to the conclusion that David Beckham offers England absolutely nothing. The quicker we get Aaron "A G-String" Lennon playing the better. As a captain.....well he has the motivational powers of David Brent. He might put on a good spread, back at his fortress but this World Cup is surely showing him to be the prima donna I have always suspected he is.

Therefore there is only way to solve this, and that is assassination.

Not a surprising result, a bit like Brazil winning. My own personal favourites are the Cheese Moments. But with over 60% of the votes Seabrooks take the crown.

The good thing about the Cheese Moments is that the Chemical Cheese inside tastes slightly damp / moist. Lots of chemicals on the outer as well. Hmmmm.

Obviously not many Chemical Crisp Fans about? More's the pity

At least Seabrooks are already in the "Shop Window". Thanks for taking part.

And a man will be turning up at one of your homes soon, armed with Cheese & Onion Seabrooks. I forgot to tell you I had turned the voting into one of the those annoying ITV competitions, which they plug every five minutes . All Votes cost £75. Cheers.

Next Poll Coming Up.

The time was bound to come when I had to reach for the "special stuff". At least I have my Grimbergen glasses to savour the taste.

With all this super strength beer, I am sure I will have magic powers in the sea.

A Lot Can Be Said By the Size of a Mans Collar

So the ladies of Dagenham, Cleethorpes, Haverfordwest and Caracas et al won't know what will hit them when "The Stag" hits Spain for those precious 30 hours (or so). With no time to lose, a gentlemans attire is key. I think these shirts will be knock out.

Already got the 3 bottles of "Horn"

With some dance practice, I think we'll be there (or thereabouts).

No Hoegaarden left. Will move to the Monk.

Nice one Michael, thanks for turning up. Now it's on Wayne Rooney's and Peter Crouch's shoulders to lead the attack. I can't see The[o] Walnut playing any part in the World Cup, so Sven's gamble has really paid off. Portugal on soon. Not a bad team, but contains the most deplorable character at the World Cup Cristiano Ronaldo.

Sun has started coming out, but can't be bothered doing anything except eat Mussel Meat and "start" on some Trappist Monk Beers. Only 2 days till Lloret De Mar, so with this in mind, the boys will have to get some dance practice in.

Please practice the following tonight, else we're going to look like prats on The Dog & Dorado dancefloor, and that won't be good.

As I am nearly up to 500 visitors to the site, I have decided to generate some cash through sponsorship. As you can see I have some banner advertising in place, which hopefully will not detract from the aesthetics of the blog

Not been out and about today, as Coppull is at the "Eye of the Storm" as famous "Wind Chaser" Richard Madeley would say. Might have to go out later and top up on the Starmix however.

Any accusations of laziness are unfair and if this carries on the microwave will be turned on.

Today I tried out my new Transformers Outfit. I think you will agree my ingenuity and eye for detail will make me a fierce opponent against the Chav Spar Populace.



On the England front it looks like we will miss the game, but hopefully should now have the easier game. Had a lovely steak last night, but now my head has started peeling - are the two things connected?