Friday, June 23, 2006
I'm leavin on a jet plane
don't know when I'll be back again. So the time has come when we are 'allowed' to ritually abuse Fred on the traditional stag. The phrase "Lamb to the Slaughter" comes to mind.
We shall be arriving in Lloret De Mar where the weather is said to be a cool 28 degrees, however down at the Hula Hula Bar it is said to be "Hot, Hot, Hot".
You've been a lovely audience.
MC Hammer To Create The Most Moisture
It seems that many of you concurred that MC Hammer would make you sweat up. I think the pantaloons would go a long way in the rise of trouser humidity.
To reflect Graham Poll's performance last night, I have created the next Poll in his honour. The Graham Poll.
One of the best games of the tournament, and my first on BBC 3. They even put the pundits
outside, whilst the "No.1" Pundit team stayed indoors watching the Brazil - Japan game. They should get rubber faced Adrian Chiles on the A-Squad, not doing his punditry round the back on BBC 3.
Remember Kids - Refereeing is no more than a 3 card trick.
Asked after the match, what happened. Graham Poll said:
"I haven't got a clue mate, I was very, very drunk"
To reflect Graham Poll's performance last night, I have created the next Poll in his honour. The Graham Poll.
One of the best games of the tournament, and my first on BBC 3. They even put the pundits
outside, whilst the "No.1" Pundit team stayed indoors watching the Brazil - Japan game. They should get rubber faced Adrian Chiles on the A-Squad, not doing his punditry round the back on BBC 3.Remember Kids - Refereeing is no more than a 3 card trick.
Asked after the match, what happened. Graham Poll said:
"I haven't got a clue mate, I was very, very drunk"
