Totally Unwell

It's been nearly 24 hours. So this is a delayed reaction, but I have finally come to the conclusion that David Beckham offers England absolutely nothing. The quicker we get Aaron "A G-String" Lennon playing the better. As a captain.....well he has the motivational powers of David Brent. He might put on a good spread, back at his fortress but this World Cup is surely showing him to be the prima donna I have always suspected he is.

Therefore there is only way to solve this, and that is assassination.