Saturday, September 02, 2006
I Saw A Funny Thing Today
In another interesting twist to the blog, I am going to "flag up" the strange and weird things that make living in Coppull such a bewildering experience. I entitle this pictorial series - "I saw a Funny thing Today".
1. Porn in Bushes. I don't think this is just a Coppull phenomenon but I have to say that the Coppull Porn User is probably not ready for the hardcore stuff. See how this example of Coppull porn has the pugilists "love tools" censored.
2. Are Local Criminals stupid? or have they tapped into a useful way of off loading stolen cars. If I was selling stolen cars, I don't think I would be advertising on the side of the 50ft Lorry. Mind you, what do I know? I am not 'in the game'.
3. Don't Do Drugs Posters in Pubs. This example obviously protrays an understanding of the mind altering effects Drugs can have on people. Look how the Typeface for "Drugs" has not been intentionally justified. Trippy Man.
What made them Capitalise the Word "BANNED" and not "POLICE"?. Obviously being barred from this pub is worse than a 10 stretch - you slag.
4. Patronising OAP Menu. This is a fantastic example of how a pub, in this case the Dog & Partridge, Charnock Richard, tries to simplify food options to the old.
As I still have all my faculties, and understand that people are not always trying to poison me (usually with foreign muck), I went with the Scottish Wood Pigeon (on the Young Persons Menu to the right).
However Ham & Egg does sound tres bon
1. Porn in Bushes. I don't think this is just a Coppull phenomenon but I have to say that the Coppull Porn User is probably not ready for the hardcore stuff. See how this example of Coppull porn has the pugilists "love tools" censored.
2. Are Local Criminals stupid? or have they tapped into a useful way of off loading stolen cars. If I was selling stolen cars, I don't think I would be advertising on the side of the 50ft Lorry. Mind you, what do I know? I am not 'in the game'.
3. Don't Do Drugs Posters in Pubs. This example obviously protrays an understanding of the mind altering effects Drugs can have on people. Look how the Typeface for "Drugs" has not been intentionally justified. Trippy Man.What made them Capitalise the Word "BANNED" and not "POLICE"?. Obviously being barred from this pub is worse than a 10 stretch - you slag.
4. Patronising OAP Menu. This is a fantastic example of how a pub, in this case the Dog & Partridge, Charnock Richard, tries to simplify food options to the old.As I still have all my faculties, and understand that people are not always trying to poison me (usually with foreign muck), I went with the Scottish Wood Pigeon (on the Young Persons Menu to the right).
However Ham & Egg does sound tres bon
