Totally Unwell

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The Birthday Pair, on what can only be described as a Slippery Slope - or Slope that is now lubed.
Maaaaaand sporting her infamous Grin. Phil Spector has the Wall of Sound. Maaaaaand has the Wall of Grin.

Yer my wench now. Drink tha' juice 'n' shuddup. Thee knows its furt best.


Works Night out for the Michael Barrymore Pool Cleaners.




Jon says: Play with my ear, it makes me want to erupt like a lavanous volcano.

As is typical after especially good Aural sex, Jon enjoys a post coital nap.

However, like any barren Volcano, the only way to stir the fires back to life is to re-ignite. And this is what this mystery hand intended to do.

When Puberty has only had an effect on certain parts of your body, you have to look at ways of compensating. Here Ed is rumbled with his imaginatively constructed Sideburn Curtains.
Resplendent, but now the secret is out. Can respect remain?

When you're a small town boy coming to the smoke looking for adventure, some things can be a little overwhelming.

Here Adrian coo's a much speckled, pink feathered hen. Rare in the North, but plentiful in the Gravy Tower.

Herr Hough, who was the Young Knaves' guardian for weekend, shows his shock at such overt rubbing.

Whilst shenanigans were well and truly under way, I decided to bring some decorum to proceedings by doing some freelance antique bothering. Here is me with a nice looking vase. Possibly Ming. Probably Argos.




This is what Happens when Northern Monkey attacks.

Is the look on John's face Mild Worry or Fear?.

Whilst the Squealing Vic has to ward off future rubbings, by developing a "stern look".

Luckily Vic has married a guy who carries a reflex hammer. This should repel future interference.

A text book example of how to "gather in" for a photo.


Here is me showing Maaaaand how to snare Antelope on the wild plains of the Serengeti. Sal plays the Antelope. She took 2 hrs to get into Character - and a further 1hr to get that "unsuspecting" look.

All in all an excellent 30th celebration, with the promise of many more next year when the rest of us fall into the abyss.

To finish things off here is a selection of the best hardcore action group shots from the evening.