Totally Unwell

The Body was now topped up to at least 90% alcohol. The weather had also turned a little wet, so we ended up inside whilst the BBQ crackled on outside.

Once inside we became aware of the pubs cup collection. A Cup from every Football Club in the Land nice.

However I don't suggest asking for "A Weird Drink" in here as this place doesn't do Weird Drinks....if you want Weird Drinks you have to go into town. OK then.

As the night went on, we realised the pub was slipping slowly into the river. It wasn't obvious at first, but check out the picture to the left, you can definitely see the sway effect caused by the subsidence. Reports that "The Smithfields" is now floating up the Trent are unconfirmed.

We left in Joni Mitchells "Big Yellow Taxi"