Totally Unwell

Gastro-enteritis. Don't know what this means, but touch wood I haven't caught anything yet - and that means I am probably the only one in my extended family that hasn't enjoyed the visitation of this "Joe Cole" of bugs.

The bug has been so widespread I nearly had to call for Sapeurs Pompiers, Coppulls Instant Response Unit.

Question of the World Cup: How long will it take Ally McCoist to "go through" Gabby Logan?

a) It's already happened
b) Group Stages
c) Knockout Stages
d) Final
e) Ally's lost it. It's Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, Gabby should be watching