Monday, June 12, 2006
Large Nostrils Cause Defeat
The largest nostrils I have so far spotted in the World Cup presided over a pretty terrible performance by the U. S of A. Bruce Arena is a Man amongst Nasal Passages. Not a bad game for those who have a bit of Czech in them (as I have today, as I have consumed several bottles of Staropramen). What is becoming apparant however, is the complete need for the TV's mute button on the BBC's coverage. Especially their lamentable punditry - with potato head Alan Shearer being especially deplorable and vomit inducing. Bring back the "deliberating" Garth Crooks.
On ITV, fellow spud head, Clive Tyldesley was enjoying the company of 'witty' Gareth Southgate by emphasising every touch by Takashi Fukunishi, and then laughing like a small boy.
