Totally Unwell

Been very disappointed with the standard of celebration, even the most innovative - the Peter Crouch Robot - was before the World Cup.

Only the "Mask" by Kaviedes has an element of originality about it. Most goal celebrations have been as interesting as an Alan Shearer hand in the air salute.
At least Klose from Germany got off the ground, and Ivory Coast attempted the hokey cokey. Hopefully as the stakes rise the choreography will improve. The 11 player "Pile On" is so last year.

We have new technology used on the boots, kit, stadiums and footballs but nothing on celebrations. I put forward the "Storm Trooper Bump & Grind"