Totally Unwell

As Lloret De Mar hovers on the horizon, like a randy albatross. One's thoughts turn to the inevitable excess of alcohol and the resulting troubles we will encounter.

Not too happy about our plane, Easyjet have definitely gone down hill since my last trip. Pilot looks a bit young as well.

From what I gather the only good thing are the stewardesses, who manage to balance out any turbulence by sitting on the wing.


"Shouldn't have had that last Bloody Mary."