Totally Unwell

The intolerable Eye-ties seem to have sewn up the group. Th'oud Nedved is trying his best but the Czech's look Check Mated (c/o John Motson). Commentator / ManBoy Mark "Not So" Bright is having a whale of a time. So excited, I can imagine him rubbing his legs until stuff spurts from him.

In fact the BBC are having so much fun crossing from each "Death Match" I am sure the corporation will frictionally combust with all the leg rubbing.

Everton wastrel Marco Materazzi scored for the Eye-ties, and now Polak (he of the Motson Quote, "Polak was Pole Axed") has been sent off for sporting a terrible Chav Beckham haircut. I think it was gel holding the mullet in place, but it could have been Mark Bright's paste.

The best thing about the Ghana match is that Pimpong is playing. He even got a "harsh" penalty for them.
Also Marcel Desailly is turning on Martin O'Neill. He will lamp him by the end of the 2nd Half.

If Tom Cruise is John Motson and The Bear is Mark Bright. Imagine the fun they are having in the commentary booth. Too much fun.

Several packets of Seabrooks for the person who can guess who Mark Bright sprays his love over on a regular basis (see top right).