Totally Unwell

When asked "How many glasses of wine Mutter Phillips can drink before slurring her words", you said "One". The top answer was "Two".

Lil' Sophie seemed completely oblivious that it was her birthday, but seemed to like the idea that "stuff" turns up and becomes hers.

I did like the idea that you can put your face on a cake, and then eat it. The BBQ was supplemented by a good ol' fashioned buffet. But the alarming Cheese and Pickled Onions on sticks, should come with a warning. The Noel Edmonds of Buffet snacks. Totally pointless - best left in the 80's.

People seemed particularly delighted with some Cheese Bread Sticks, I however preferred the "turds" on sticks, which have become a BBQ favourite.

Family Phillips were in fine fettle, check mein mutter in Shades after having a heavy Friday out on the tiles.

Presents included a bike, stunt bubble machine, sand pit and a selection of wood from yours truly.