Totally Unwell

As you might have guessed Crisp have been a bedrock of enjoyment throughout the World Cup so far, with many varieties of maize and chemicals. Therefore it was only right that there should be a world cup of Crisp.

The Following Crisp Progress to the Quarter Finals

1. Cheese Moments (beat Quavers. Contain soft Chemical Cheese. Sold in Pub)





2. Bacon Fries (beat Bacon Frazzles in a tough All Bacon Affair. These sold in pub so win)




3. Bacon Wheat Crunchies (Beat Burger Bites in Extra Time. Wheaty Tubes have more staying power)






4. Seabrooks (Beat Flamin Hot Monster Munch. Crinkle Cut gives subtle flavour, whilst Flamin Monster Munch were too strong, Chemical Factor turned to 11)





5. Cheesy Nik Naks (beat Skips, nobbly texture beats "melt in the mouthability".





6. Chip Sticks (beat French Fries, thicker chips - a more English Chemical Crisp than the American Fries).





7. Space Raiders (beat Onion Rings, All the chemicals you need and cheaper than the rings)





8. Fish 'n' Chips (beat Wotsits, questionable entry but the biscuit texture wins the day. A good sturdy snack, that doesn't leave fur in your mouth)





To decide who wins this World Cup battle. Vote in the TotallyUnwell Crisp Poll.

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