Monday, June 12, 2006
Cahill Creates Problems
For Everton fans everywhere. As is life, a decent Everton player has taken it upon himself to have a good tournament. Two match winning goals will inevitably see the player move, under the headlines "I realise I can do it on a bigger stage, therefore I have handed in my transfer request."
Why is it that Phil Neville won't perform well in front of a worldwide audience?
The bug which is sweeping through the Phillips house like a particularly energetic Ronaldinho, has left the two elders asleep at 4.00. With no mash forthcoming I will endeavour to requisition some chargrilled delights from my friends at Venice.
